Otalia Primer for Xenites
aka the part where I explain how Otalia is really an Uber Conqueror story
If you were at the annual Xena convention in January, you may have noticed the excitable dork bouncing around, PDA in hand asking passersby if they were watching Guiding Light. No matter the amount of looks of disbelief or pronouncements of "I don't need to watch yet another soap", this dork did her best to explain Otalia in a language so many of us understand best: the lingo of the Xenaverse.
Just go with this, you can thank me later. :D
Our Uber Conqueror is Olivia Spencer, a powerful hotel
mongol mogul keen on conquering the world... one hotel at a time. She is a rich, snarky and devious woman with much darkness in her past. Add a few ex husbands and children just for good measure.
Due to the complicated nature of Olivia's dating and mating habits, it would be hard to say who's the Caesar, Michael or Borias in Springfield, but they are all there, I am sure.
Now watch Otalia in action and tell me you don't want to see more!